Yes, this is really me, Boston Bill, at home in a super-large hammock from Mérida, Yucatan. The size you see below is called matrimonial. When I went to the hammock factory to buy it, I told them I wanted a hammock for dos gorditos -- "two fat guys." They never blinked an eye, thanks to some tricky gender-swapping in Spanish. The term also means "fat man and fat woman"! I wanted plenty of room for a chubby silverfox (me) and a trim foxhunter (you) to play. So come on over! Not only can I say, in the finest Mexican tradition, Mi casa es tu casa ("My house is your house"), but also Mi hammock es tu hammock!

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